Curse

Adaria · May 25, 2005, 05:56 PM // 17:56

My first thoughts when reading the title of this thread "Ok, who is trying to cause trouble THIS time... -_-;" Now... I have no idea what to say to this, seriously. I wonder who the master minds of the henchies are. I think it'd be funny as heck for the creators of the henchmen from ANet to come reply to fanmail and stuff here for shniz and giggles. It would be a little comic relief in a broken world XD.

Thom does look like Mario, or even some fat pizzaria guy o.o;.

No wonder he was doomed to be a henchie.

Lina, oh where areeeee you? XD

Prince Rurik · May 25, 2005, 06:03 PM // 18:03

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Originally Posted by Stur

Ya thats the reason I let that dwarf put his ax in your head and pretented to care

See? This is what I have to put up with. I charge to the fore, hollering for the meek little flesh-bags to keep up with me and time after time they let me down, then they call me stupid and impulsive. COWARDS! If you had followed your prince's lead we would have crushed them, but instead I die, and am doomed to repeat it with you yet again. Then later, after all my sacrifice for my people, they let me get slaughtered by stinky, hairy dwarves, and mock me. Oh, you think it's over, do you Stur? We will see... I saw you watching, doing nothing, and I have a long memory... you will regret your insolence.

Lea Black · May 25, 2005, 06:04 PM // 18:04

You henchmen don't have it so bad. How come we don't get nifty spells like "levitate"?

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 06:13 PM // 18:13

Levitate doesn't really do anything for you. Trust me.

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 06:13 PM // 18:13

Oh... and who decided we were offtopic and/or absurd?

That hurts. That really, really hurts.

Jadrius Lifebane · May 25, 2005, 06:15 PM // 18:15

I find that henches prove a lot more effective than most humans.

The only reason I will ever opt for human teammates is because they have more hitpoints, and thus can sometimes be slightly more effective fodder. I still will almost always pick Alesia, Stefan, and Orion to join us, because they actually do things and don't ask dumb questions and they stay on task.

Arbel · May 25, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22

This thread made my day, I thank you.

momo2oo2 · May 25, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22

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Originally Posted by Alesia {Healer Henchman}

I swear I lagged right into it... I have no idea. I have a really great comp but occasionally my ISP seems to get epilepsy or something. Like I'll die and occasionally some human will res me and then I'll be frozen and can't move... it's so weird, I hate it.

Gwahahahahaha

(dont know what else to say but GREAT POST)

Phoenix Denfer · May 25, 2005, 06:50 PM // 18:50

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Originally Posted by Alesia {Healer Henchman}

Oh... and who decided we were offtopic and/or absurd?

That hurts. That really, really hurts.

I personally think it was either Stephen or Orion that reported this thread. I mean.. how much MORE on topic could it get then this.....

They obviously knew they were going to get pulled back in this thread.. cowards.

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 06:52 PM // 18:52

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Originally Posted by Jadrius Lifebane

I find that henches prove a lot more effective than most humans.

The only reason I will ever opt for human teammates is because they have more hitpoints, and thus can sometimes be slightly more effective fodder. I still will almost always pick Alesia, Stefan, and Orion to join us, because they actually do things and don't ask dumb questions and they stay on task.

And we feel the same about you.

Alzbeta · May 25, 2005, 06:56 PM // 18:56

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Originally Posted by Phoenix Denfer

I personally think it was either Stephen or Orion that reported this thread. ... They obviously knew they were going to get pulled back in this thread.. cowards.

I think it was Stephan... like I said earlier, I still think he told Alesia about this thread just to throw the attention off himself and onto the ever-maligned healer. That manipulative cur!

Death By Hesitation · May 25, 2005, 06:58 PM // 18:58

You damn henchman think ur so hot dont u, well id like to see u /dance like i can... and another thing Alesia is the best shes the only monk always willing to join my party, but stephan y dont u try to lead a pack of retards that cant think for themselves... and enxt time i go into a corner i dont need u following me, i mean how many times to i have to ask u to move out of the way b4 u do it. Lets face it u'll always be second best to little thom.

Prince Rurik · May 25, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07

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Originally Posted by Death By Hesitation

You damn henchman think ur so hot dont u, well id like to see u /dance like i can...

This is a fight we cannot win...

Lasher Dragon · May 25, 2005, 07:16 PM // 19:16

^^^^ Die!!!!! ^^^^

Pevil Lihatuh · May 25, 2005, 07:40 PM // 19:40

oh no! One of the best things about henchies was they don't argue back and act like immature idiots... and now they've started as well!

*resigns self to life of soloing with pet* Faithful Moa, you will never talk back to me...

Draco · May 25, 2005, 07:48 PM // 19:48

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Originally Posted by Prince Rurik

This is a fight we cannot win...

Isn't that what got you killed in the first place? Talking like that to your Dad.. Jeez!! What a pessimist!

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 25, 2005, 07:59 PM // 19:59

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Originally Posted by Pevil Lihatuh

oh no! One of the best things about henchies was they don't argue back and act like immature idiots... and now they've started as well!

*resigns self to life of soloing with pet* Faithful Moa, you will never talk back to me...

Just wait.

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 25, 2005, 08:10 PM // 20:10

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Originally Posted by Pevil Lihatuh

oh no! One of the best things about henchies was they don't argue back and act like immature idiots... and now they've started as well!

*resigns self to life of soloing with pet* Faithful Moa, you will never talk back to me...

Shut ur piehole, I'm the master here. Your my pet damnit. Bad boy now go fetch. All you ever do is make me rush in and get my ass kicked wile u sit back and use ur skills. YOU MAKE ME SICK. A little advice fro you, bring me to a tamer and get urslef a lynx ok! We Moa's have pride, and the way you tried to come on to me... ugh y did arena net make me in this game. Nothing's ever could enough for u! I quit, im joinin the charr! Why can't Death By Hesitation be my master hes a stud... (i wonder who wrote this)

Death By Hesitation · May 25, 2005, 08:13 PM // 20:13

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Originally Posted by Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa

Shut ur piehole, I'm the master here. Your my pet damnit. Bad boy now go fetch. All you ever do is make me rush in and get my ass kicked wile u sit back and use ur skills. YOU MAKE ME SICK. A little advice fro you, bring me to a tamer and get urslef a lynx ok! We Moa's have pride, and the way you tried to come on to me... ugh y did arena net make me in this game. Nothing's ever could enough for u! I quit, im joinin the charr! Why can't Death By Hesitation be my master hes a stud... (i wonder who wrote this)

Hmm... now who could of done that. Who would go through the trouble of making a whole new acount... must be a pretty funny guy! or thats one pissed Moa.

Jackell · May 25, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26

<3 Alesia

But Rurik? Are you serious? Are your actually claiming that your badass? Please. Pevil Lahuta's Moa Bird ownz yer ass. And I still have your lunchbox.